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Anonymous asked: Can you make something with a mermaid? Like A REVERSE MERMAID WITH THE FISH HEAD AND PEOPLE BODY?

So the first thing that popped into my head was of course this

Hope you were expecting something along those lines :D

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Anonymous asked: Can I have a crab with the face of mitt Romney

This is one of the scariest looking things I’ve ever made

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(thank you friends)
I have to go ride busses for like a few hours or something but as soon as I arrive at my destination these will all be answered with beautiful works of art, obviously.
pfftttt
well I’ll make the things anyway :D

(thank you friends)

I have to go ride busses for like a few hours or something but as soon as I arrive at my destination these will all be answered with beautiful works of art, obviously.

pfftttt

well I’ll make the things anyway :D

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Which one of you losers unfollowed me and all of my beautiful glory?

you will regret this. You’re missing out on the best joke ever. Brace yourselves, this one is crazy good.

knock knock

who’s there?

Incredible disappointment.

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever kissed youre girlfriend?

oh my gosh. hahaha wow okay, uh. yes. I will just say yes. XD

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rygarthewriter:

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

Yes. I am a white people. I am an entire nationality of Caucasians. Call me the Rygarians. We are the Rygariest.

from the land of rygar, these mighty rygers have a very unique culture, consisting of excessive puns, quotes, writing, and their national anthem, “Someone take this motherfucking baby, ‘tis going nuclear”

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artemispotter:

Leviticus 20:13:

If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

Nice try, Colbert.

Leviticus was written approximately 1400 years before Jesus’ birth.

Nice try, artemispotter.

Old Testament =/= New Testament. Seriously. Also, Leviticus also commands you to learn the Torah, which, if you’re getting Old and New confused, you clearly haven’t.

Not to mention the other ridiculous laws in Leviticus (and Deuteronomy, as well), including the following:

  • No mixing of different types of fabric
  • No having sex with a woman on her period
  • Curse your mother or father? You must be killed
  • Disabled people cannot worship God 
  • Stubborn children should be stoned.

So…. still want to argue how valid the OT is?

Also, in the Bible!=Jesus said it, anyway.  Even in the NT, there are a lot of people who aren’t Jesus giving their opinions.

Truth.  

Only if the words are in red (in many translations) does it mean that Jesus said it.

FWIW, the apostle Paul and I would not have been friends.  Mortal enemies is more like it.

Hey, guys, remember that one time when Jesus declared Levitican law irrelevant?

The former regulation is set aside because it was weak and useless (for the law made nothing perfect), and a better hope is introduced, by which we draw near to God.

-Hebrews 7:18-19.

Having been Jewish for, you know, ever, I am endlessly amused at the Christian Right’s reliance on Leviticus. Even I, who didn’t understand the theological difference between Catholics and Protestants until I took a course on Christianity in college, knew that Jesus was totes anti-Leviticus.

Seriously, people…

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Ugh thank you. Fellow Christian here. I’ve literally NEVER understood this logic. “hey guys let’s pick one arbitrary part of leviticus to harp on and ignore the fact that 99% of the new testament explicitly tells us the old covenants/laws no longer hold true”

I love it when self-professed “Christians” don’t know the ABSOLUTELY MOST SIMPLE basics of the difference between the Old and New Testament. If you are against gay marriage because of Leviticus, you should also keep kosher and be against tattoos. Otherwise you’re just another FLAMING HYPOCRITE.

-Jess

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

I’d like to give a big thanks to everyone who contributed to this - it’s a lot of really good information that I think more people need to know about.

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echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

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y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

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I’ve officially made over a thousand posts on tumblr.

I dunno, is that a lot? not a lot? it feels like a lot but I know most people make lots more posts than I do. xD