cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”
"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::
In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…
"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”
this is the greatest joke about cr1tikal of all time
hell fuckin yeah I drank 4 cans of pineapple juice and I am ready to pack the shIT OUT OF EVERYTHING LETS DO THIS
do NOT drink 4 cans of pineapple juice. you will regret it.
Try drinking 10 cans of 5 hour energy for 50 consecutive hours of energy next time!
Literally like 6 people are smoking at my bus stop no matter how far away I move it’s everywhere send help